Sunday 9 October 2011

Useless Data for a stupid planet-IBM

Throughout the whole of this world cup in rugby some of the worst adverts have been produced by IBM. One of them, two ladies who in their trollies stop and say "they had 49 mnutes and 32 seconds in the opponents half". I mean wouldn't you be starting to get seriously worried if your grandma said that. The stuff they say isn't even interesting. A guy flicks a bit of paper over a coffee mug and says "That's a kick conversion rate of 87%". OK no one cares how good your co-ordination between your thumb and eye are the fact that you have got an 87% conversion rate shows you have done it lots of times. There are stupid people saying it like a takeaway man who asks if a guy still wants his pizza after knowing how many kicks Johnny Wilkinson has missed or something like that. Of course he does and why would you phone up a takeaway company just for the live commentary of what is happening in the match. And there's a sushi one do the Japanese even play rugby...oh yeah. IBM you are idiots the adverts are bad

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