Carlos Tevez decided not to play for Manchester City in the Champions League but was he really that bad. There was about 10 minutes left and to be honest it was really cold I agree with Tevez by the time he had warmed up it would be the end of the match.
Oh wait a minute he was homesick. Oh I see so if he was to play against Bayern Munich he would have broken down in tears . In fact Tevez isn't actually a human he is an alien designed to gain as much money as he can for his alien friends so they can take over the world with the dalek (Lescott) and the dinosaur (balotelli) they might take shrek (Rooney).
The names we know them for are actually code names rooney roo= big and ney= nose. Balotelli balo=never telli = smiles. Lescott les=massive cott= forehead.
Never mind though the alien tevez will probably end up at plymouth where he won't get paid at all. And the manchester derby is actually a massive dr who re-union. If the score finishes 2-1 to Manchester United it's a code for let's take over the world.
Tevez- tev=overpaid ez=idiot
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