1. Press the stop button several times per stop
2. Lean on the stop button when he looks at you pretend nothing's wrong
3. Press several different cards on the oyster card patch before finally using your oyster card.
4. Make a complaint about the speed at which he is driving.
5. Hail the bus, when it stops run away
6. Ask if the bus is stopping either at Moscow or Melbourne in a deep French accent
7. Ask if you can borrow his oyster card.
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