ICT-PROJECT

My project is about my season in rugby.

That Man City guy

Carlos Tevez decided not to play for Manchester City in the Champions League but was he really that bad. There was about 10 minutes left and to be honest it was really cold I agree with Tevez by the time he had warmed up it would be the end of the match.

Oh wait a minute he was homesick. Oh I see so if he was to play against Bayern Munich he would have broken down in tears . In fact Tevez isn't actually a human he is an alien designed to gain as much money as he can for his alien friends so they can take over the world with the dalek (Lescott) and the dinosaur (balotelli) they might take shrek (Rooney).
The names we know them for are actually code names rooney roo= big and ney= nose. Balotelli balo=never telli = smiles. Lescott les=massive cott= forehead.

Never mind though the alien tevez will probably end up at plymouth where he won't get paid at all. And the manchester derby is actually a massive dr who re-union. If the score finishes 2-1 to Manchester United it's a code for let's take over the world.

Tevez- tev=overpaid ez=idiot

Why I love Alan Rolland

Alan Rolland. What a legend you have denied wales a place in the rugby world cup final. I wanted wales to win but changed my mind due to all my friends deciding to becoming 1/2 welsh.

All world cup we had all this about Wales being better behaved than england etc. But the point is we didn't get a player sent off. That's why Alan Rolland is cool.

He shutup all those useless people that pretend to be welsh when they do well.

We all know you are French and we all know it was probably a yellow card but good for you Alan Good for you

Oh dear

Useless Data for a stupid planet-IBM

Throughout the whole of this world cup in rugby some of the worst adverts have been produced by IBM. One of them, two ladies who in their trollies stop and say "they had 49 mnutes and 32 seconds in the opponents half". I mean wouldn't you be starting to get seriously worried if your grandma said that. The stuff they say isn't even interesting. A guy flicks a bit of paper over a coffee mug and says "That's a kick conversion rate of 87%". OK no one cares how good your co-ordination between your thumb and eye are the fact that you have got an 87% conversion rate shows you have done it lots of times. There are stupid people saying it like a takeaway man who asks if a guy still wants his pizza after knowing how many kicks Johnny Wilkinson has missed or something like that. Of course he does and why would you phone up a takeaway company just for the live commentary of what is happening in the match. And there's a sushi one do the Japanese even play rugby...oh yeah. IBM you are idiots the adverts are bad

HESKEY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUW41m93oY&feature=player_embedded

THE WORLD WIDE WEB

The world wide web was invented by Tim Burners lee in 1991. He is on the right. He graduated from Oxford University. He's also a proffesor  of Electronics and Science Dpartment at Southampton University. He was knighted by the queen in 2007. The World Wide Web he created has revolutionized computers for ever. Without it we may not be able to play games or even use social networking sites. Berners-Lee currently lives in Lexington, Massachusetts (USA), is married to Nancy Carlson, and has two children, Alice and Ben.
here is a timeline of this mans life 

• 1976 A Physics graduate of The Queen's College, Oxford University, UK. Principal engineer with Plessey Telecommunications in Poole, Dorset, UK.
• 1980 First hypertext system called "Enquire"
• 1981–1984 Director of Image Computer Systems
• 1984 Started at CERN, Geneva, Switzerland.
• 1989 Writes his proposal for a global hypertext system.
• 1990 Writes the World Wide Web server, and client software for NeXTStep.
• 1995 Received a "Kilby Young Innovator" award by the The Kilby Awards Foundation and was a co-recipient of the ACM Software Systems Award.
• 1996, July Was awarded a Distinguished Fellowship of the British Computer Society
  Currently The Director of the W3C and also at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology the 3Com Founders Professor in the School of Engineering and at the Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (MIT CSAIL).
• A director of The Web Science Research Initiative (WSRI),[5] and a member of the advisory board of the MIT Center for Collective Intelligence

iphone 4

http://www.apple.com/iphone/

Choberts and besley

For the importance of chickens and rugby please visit:
http://www.choberts.blogspot.com/
http://oliverjb.blogspot.com/

Yeovil Town better than Barca

Yaz Rana suggest I blog about why Yeovil are better than  Barcelona.

Yeovil are better than Barcelona because Yeovil have a stand where people stand, none of this seat nonsense you just go in stand up get a pork pie and watch Yeovil Town win.

Barcelona have the kit colours blue and red a recent survey suggests that teams that play with green and white actually play better football than teams in red and blue. Honestly they are rubish colours. It makes them look like a cross between chelsea and liverpool which is like good torres vs bad torres and that makes mediocre torres therefore the whole Barcelona team are mediocre.

Yeovil have a better name. Yeovil is like the best name in football ever. People want to play for a team that has a cool name. Wouldn't be surprised if we saw Messi on trial at Yeovil next week. But then again he may not get into the first team.

Yeovil beat Wycombe Wanderers and Barcelona have never beaten Wycombe wanderers.

Ok thats it Yeovil better than Barcelona done

Daily Mash

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/scotland-asked-to-be-less-predictable-201109264345/

besley blog

Honestly If I died without reading this blog my life wouldnt be complete

http://oliverjb.blogspot.com/

Sports news

England win convincingly in the world cup against Romania but could still go out of the tournament if they lose to Scotland.

Manchester United couldn't beat Stoke so Manchester City joined them with equal points.

Mark Cavendish won the World Road race and became the first man from Britain to do so.

England were shocked by the West Indied as they lost after having only scored 88 runs before being all out.

And Vettel won the F1 race in Singaore but will have to wait to win the World Championship. As Button came second.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QlmMGeiXX0&feature=related

Beats!

My beats arrived today, very happy.
Many people say that the sound quality on beats is no good and they are just a fashion accesory. I disagree. Obviouly the mission Dr. Dre set out on was to make some headphones where music could be listened to properly..."how the artist recorded it". He wanted his and many other artists songs to be listened to as he wanted them to be. When I listen to any song on my ipod now it makes me think how much better a song sounds with these headphones. From the beatles to LMFAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK1KCl-rEXo

I did get a bit worried when i saw this video though.

However i do strongly reccomend these headphones

The Ipad......................2?

The introduction of the ipad 2 now is quite a while back, but I'm just trying to get over the enormity of the fact that it can do so much this video shows that as the 'kitchen ipad'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6My3kEqqk&feature=related
However my one concern about this cool machine is that its turning into a bigger version of the iphone. It now has facetime like the ipod touch, but with all the apps, camera and now facetime. Could the Ipad be more popular than the iphone. Well we will find out when the iphone 5 comes out soon.
Comment with your views

Sports news

Last night a thrilling match saw Chelsea beat Fulham on penalties. Owen Hargreaves scored for his new club Manchester City as they beat the Carling cup holders Birmingham 2-0. Mike Tindall will play against Romania on Saturday despite stories saying he's be dropped by the coach Martin Johnson

The Daily Mash - Army to provide emergency tennis

The Daily Mash - Army to provide emergency tennis

A funny story by the daily mash

Taps: Music on my mind

Taps: Music on my mind: My number 1 for this week is Regina Spektor-Laughing with. Great tune! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ&ob=av2e My number 2 f...

Taps: Sports news

Taps: Sports news: My feature for sport this week is the funny football sketch off www.youtube.com Arsenal just about beat league 2 Shrewsbury Town, which is ...

Sports news

My feature for sport this week is the funny football sketch off www.youtube.com
Arsenal just about beat league 2 Shrewsbury Town, which is embarrassing for a team of Arsenals standard. However the way the last few games have been I'm sure the side were happy to get a win on the board.

Man United breezed through to the 2nd round of the carling cup with a convincing 3-0 win over Leeds with Micheal Owen back on the scoresheet.

England are set to face Romania on Saturday which will preview England's most important match of the tournament so far against Scotland on the 1st October.

Music on my mind

My number 1 for this week is Regina Spektor-Laughing with.
Great tune!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pxRXP3w-sQ&ob=av2e

My number 2 for this week is The Madness-Baggy trousers
A classic old song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJOLwy7un3U

My number 3 is Amy Macdonald- This is the life
You may have seen the car advert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRYvuS9OxdA&ob=av3e